Here's the kind of press release we like receiving her at gazz central command. And yes, we are fully cognizant that we are being played like patsies by a gambling site in order to further the extension of their brand of one of the 7 deadly sins. But we're still annoyed by Tom Cruise, and Kevin Federline and Britney are almost as annoying, so we don't mind being used:

STOP HAVING CHILDREN! Tom Cruise and Kevin Federline Voted Most In Need of a Vasectomy for Father's Day

Hollywood has many questionable characters among its elite. Unfortunately, many have recently assumed the role of fatherhood and in the spirit of the quickly approaching Hallmark holiday, online poker site, CDPoker.com, decided to poll just over 5,000 of its players. Executives at CDPoker.com, worried for our future, surveyed their clientele asking the question, "Which celebrity do you think needs a vasectomy the most?"

Responses poured in highly in favor for current fathers Kevin Federline (20%) (at right) and Tom Cruise (19%). The results: Celebrities who need a vasectomy:

Kevin Federline: 20%
Tom Cruise: 19%
Bobby Brown: 14%
George W. Bush: 11%
Michael Jackson: 10%
Charlie Sheen: 8%
Tommy Lee Jones: 6%
Rosie O’Donnell: 5%
Colin Farrell: 4%

Others receiving votes were Kid Rock, Alec Baldwin and Marc Anthony.

"It's obvious that some people just don't have what it takes to be a parent," stated Sean Hawk, executive vice president for CDPoker.com. "Gamblers have good instincts and we hope is that these celebrities name do not continue to procreate or else we fear for the future."